careful what you wish for...

I have always wanted boobs. That's right, you are reading this correctly, I have always wanted boobs. I'll explain

When I was a teen, I was very muscular. Not small by any means, somewhat of an amazon in training. 5'9", 120 pounds and broad shoulders. I could kick the ass of most any man my size had I been given the opportunity. However, I was as flat as North Dakota above the belt.

Even in my 20's after having two children they were a bit less than desirable. I had a number of friends that have had a little assistance in attaining the perfect set but could never bring myself to the point of doing it. Part of it was the cost, and part was because then I would have to keep the rest of my body in good shape just to show them off.

However, lately I'm finding my boobs are bigger than I can really explain. Having to actually change the clothes I wear and put the wonder bras away. Which is a wonder in and of itself. I got my wish without surgery.

Here's the kicker....I have the love handles right above my hips, and the muffin top to go with them. All I can say to that is, careful what you wish for....